Who am I? How about who are you, and how did you find this place? It’s not like I’ve done any Search Engine Optimization on this site. I thought I sufficiently hid this place in the catacombs of Web 1.0. And who even reads the about page anyway, you weirdo.

Anyway, now that you’re here I guess your in the secret club. The password is Crab Rangoon.

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way.

I am a:

• Dad,
• Charity Gamer,
• Hot Sauce Aficionado,
• Extra Lifer,
• Canadian,
• Nostalgia Junkie,
• A guy who writes stuff and likes to doodle.

I am not

• A voice of reason
• A robot
• Qualified to give financial advice
• A lifestyle coach
• An influencer
• Particularly good at anything under the “I am a” section.